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Aged twenty-one
and still shaking my head at my University's decision to award me
a degree I went in search of useful employ. Uncertain, like many
at that age, I wondered what best to do. In the third year of my
higher education I had been dispatched to teach in an inner city
secondary school in Marseille, France. Despite the fact that the
school campus where I was lodged had all the allure of a detention
centre and that my pupils lived lives that were peppered with prostitution,
drugs, gunshots and squealing tyres at midnight, when we were all
in the hot, mesh-windowed classroom huddled round my tinny cassette
player singing along, with nods and smiles, to U2's 'Wizz or wizzout
you', I felt I had discovered a niche.
Trawling the
adverts in the Times Educational Supplement, I found myself to be
surprisingly in demand. I was to spend five remarkably happy years
teaching in a small town in Somerset. Employed as a teacher of French
and German, I quickly widened my portfolio to become Head of Ping
Pong and Master in charge of Jujitsu (which primarily involved me
being used as a punch bag by over-enthusiastic twelve year olds).
I put on plays reasonably and coached hockey badly, travelled widely
and made a whole new raft of friends - all in all I had a wonderful
time. Then someone started muttering about a career and I set off
to be 'Head of Department' in a school just over the border in Devon.
Then, after
another five years of teaching which, too, provided me with so much
enjoyment, all of a sudden a worm turned. I had visions of being
old and grey and still at school but now locked behind a desk from
behind which I only came to meet parents or berate children. This
combined with a fairly catastrophic romantic life and a bizarre
coincidence pushed me onto quite a different course.
The last six
years have seen me living in and writing about the South Pacific
where I helped to set up a chicken emporium, India, where I taught
some wonderful children in the slums of Pune and became an unlikely
Bollywood hero and Africa, where I finally became a headmaster
if only for three weeks and, more importantly, was coach
of the Kasane Kudus Botswanas finest Under 7s
football team.
My adventures
in the French Alps: Another
Long Day on the Piste will appear in a good bookshop near
you on November 2nd 2006.
In the meantime I am on assignment abroad. Watch this space
I hope you find this website interesting and, above all, enjoy the
books. Let me know!
Will
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